"What’s your best job, Ryan?"
rt meme: [2/8] eight ahwu’s + geoff’s beard
lets be real though
joel heyman is obsessed with gold and finances, and he never ages, and is ultrapossessive
he’s a dragon obvsly
I’ve been very sick for the past couple weeks, so I’ve been watching lots of mahou shoujos in attempt to lift my spirits. RWBY is the stupidiest and the greatest show ever (and Jaune is such a dumbass, oh god)
things that are okay
- looking for ryan in a gnome outfit
- looking for ryan’s twist magazine shoot
things that are not okay
- spamming twist magazine’s twitter for the pictures of ryan that they probably don’t have on hand
- sharing information about ryan’s wife all over the internet bc thats not fucking cool
"I thought I asked for a maestro, not a boy from the Fratellanza," Jack groused, eyeing the newcomer’s wide grin and rich brocades amidst assassin whites.
The man bowed with a flourish, still smiling. “Well met, Master Pattillo. Gavino Free, at your service — or Gavin, if you’d prefer.” His accent was decidedly not Italian, save for a subtle trill in his vowels.
"Niceties later, maestro Free,” Jack replied wearily, motioning for Gavin to follow him, “—word’s reached us of trouble along the Neches…
Freddie W? What does that stand for? Freddie Wet?
SOMEONE FUCKING POSTED THIS IN THE LET’S PLAY COMMENTS
megan turney #50